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Sunday, April 27th, 2008
8:44 pm
[e_musings]
I saw this sign in Seal Beach, California-it is a municipal sign!!

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Friday, September 21st, 2007
3:14 pm
[lemur_man]
First there was Keith and the ashes, now this.
Sign outside a bar:

JAGGER SHOTS
Thursday, May 31st, 2007
7:19 am
[jadesev]
Not a good way to get your point across...
This was posted in my local Craigslist's pet section...


I just want to say to the person that threw away a baby ferret in a garbage bad and trown in the trash behind my house because she couldnt find a home for him on craigslist

I think you are a mean selfish slimball who has no fillings for anything living
I would off adopted the ferret all you had to ask but instead you were caught red handed throwing away a sweet sweet babby ferret i hope you bern in hell

I've go the baby ferret for thows interested he will have a forever safe place to live with me and my other 2 ferrets



Sometimes, I have no fillings for living things, either. Namely humans.

Current Mood: okay
Friday, March 30th, 2007
3:54 pm
[lemur_man]
Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
7:58 pm
[codeman38]
From last night's Heroes:

There's no limit to what Hiro can *what*?Collapse )

Guess all those little thin letters like 'l' and 'i' get a little hard for the proofreaders to distinguish...
Friday, December 29th, 2006
2:09 pm
[dakiwiboid]
Tourist ends up on wrong continent due to spelling error!
A German tourist who wanted to visit his girlfriend in Sydney, Australia mistakenly bought a ticket to Sidney, Montana, instead. He didn't realize anything was wrong until he arrived in Portland, Oregon and was about to board a commuter flight to Sidney.

Current Mood: cynical
Saturday, October 14th, 2006
4:47 pm
[ideationbaby]
Wednesday, June 28th, 2006
11:34 pm
[3butterflies]
From my AMERICAN POETRY textbook...
A footnote reads:

"The title refers to a Gloucestershire manor where Eliot and is old flame, Emily Hale, walked in the rose garden in September 1935."

Meh, at least no one reads the footnotes, right? ;-)
Tuesday, June 13th, 2006
11:14 am
[3butterflies]
I'ma
One of the People magazine's headlines (still) reads:

Britney: I'ma Good Mom


And also this:

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Wednesday, May 31st, 2006
11:07 pm
[jadesev]
I have now consumed a breffix bareeto from McDongals.

The purposeful misspelling of McDonald's is understandable since they're disgusting and are all run by dongs, but the other shit I just don't get.
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006
9:24 pm
[codeman38]
From the water dispenser in Snelling Dining Hall here at the University of Georgia:

Still and...what?Collapse )
Sunday, April 30th, 2006
4:33 pm
[jadesev]
SECKS
semi-multipul orgasms


Yeah, um...

And I really don't get how they almost spelled 'endorphines' correctly.
Sunday, April 16th, 2006
5:10 pm
[kellyagain]
My friends' page is killing me.

"I feel really dumb in asking, but i'm desprete."

"I had to go into the 100+ degreese attic to find a keyboard."

Double ouch.
4:50 pm
[drutt]
Oh my word
The following is from a local Scottish community forum -

"Please except that people are racist its just the majority of us will not make the fopa of typing it for public viewing".

Sadly, in a thread that had already featured such delights as "generilisations", "dirogittory", "derogitery", and "magesty's", all by different people, nobody appears to have noticed.
Thursday, April 13th, 2006
5:27 pm
[eternaldefiance]
The follow was taken from a MySpace page:

im not a girl who likes to dress to impress peolpe either u like me or not dont really care. i absoultly love to shoot pool any chance i get.

I know there are some people who like to dress to impress "peolpe" and my soul absolutely loves to shoot pool.
2:53 pm
[pzelda]
Oh, good god...
A glaring typo I spotted when I was surfing CNN.com's website earlier this morning, in the US Education section of the site. The typo is circled in red, near the top of the screencap.

Oh, CNN.com...Collapse )

*head/hand*

Current Mood: apathetic
Tuesday, April 11th, 2006
3:15 pm
[tashimi]
I realize this is a grammar problem, but it really does make me take the site less seriously.

5:54 am
[lreservoirldogs]
Organs Versus Oranges
This was taken from a booklet on diabetes & nutrition.
Let's play a game of what doesn't belong?



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Even though it is an actual word, it is still a funny way to misspell oranges.
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